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Aug 28, 2009, 04:37 PM // 16:37
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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because people hate to barter
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? |
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Aug 28, 2009, 06:13 PM // 18:13
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: University of Missouri
Guild: Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]
Profession: N/
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The same way they get humans to stop at the red signs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Aug 28, 2009, 06:23 PM // 18:23
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#3043 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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It was running from Colonel Sanders.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? |
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Aug 29, 2009, 12:34 PM // 12:34
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#3044 |
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: Raiders of the Lost Char [RAID]
Profession: W/
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yes
what is the dumbest question ever asked? |
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Aug 29, 2009, 04:50 PM // 16:50
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#3045 |
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Singapore
Guild: Sheperd of Souls
Profession: W/Mo
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"What?"
("Say what again ***********, say what again. I dare you, I double dare you!") What's the greatest pickup line ever? |
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Aug 30, 2009, 07:07 AM // 07:07
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#3046 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: University of Missouri
Guild: Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]
Profession: N/
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Any pickup line that works is a great one.
Why do girls have to make it so hard? |
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Aug 30, 2009, 08:08 AM // 08:08
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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because we have to weed out all the losers.
why are men so .....uhm, clueless?
__________________
 where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Aug 30, 2009, 08:56 AM // 08:56
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#3048 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: University of Missouri
Guild: Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]
Profession: N/
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Wait... what??
(Once again I knew you would be the one to answer that) Why is Lipton Green Tea the best drink in the world? (Outside of beer of course) |
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Aug 30, 2009, 02:35 PM // 14:35
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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because it is just a bit healthier than beer, but not by much
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Aug 30, 2009, 11:15 PM // 23:15
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: University of Missouri
Guild: Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]
Profession: N/
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Green tea has electrolytes. My high school football coach informed me that it wasn't that bad to drink it. It is way better than soda so that got me hooked. I now have a college dorm room refrigerator full of it.
Why isn't food free? |
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Aug 31, 2009, 12:57 AM // 00:57
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: Raiders of the Lost Char [RAID]
Profession: W/
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because if it was we would all be fat.
are you fat? |
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Aug 31, 2009, 05:15 AM // 05:15
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#3052 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: University of Missouri
Guild: Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]
Profession: N/
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No... I am in college and noticing how much food is and wishing I was still living with my parents.
Are you fat? |
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Aug 31, 2009, 07:07 AM // 07:07
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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I'm a lady...you shouldnt ask that question if you want to live.
Do you want to live? (and green tea is better for you since if you are drinking it you are probably not drinking that highfructosecornsyrup junk).
__________________
where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Aug 31, 2009, 01:12 PM // 13:12
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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Who doesn't?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? |
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Sep 01, 2009, 09:20 AM // 09:20
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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maybe...then he died
what would you do if you won a million dollars? (besides pay the taxes on it)
__________________
where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Sep 01, 2009, 12:30 PM // 12:30
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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retire
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
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Sep 01, 2009, 03:13 PM // 15:13
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#3057 |
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jul 2008
Guild: The Rejected Sins [SOF]
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no. they carve them into plants
then they eat them. why are some peaches bigger than apples? |
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Sep 01, 2009, 03:20 PM // 15:20
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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They hav e superiority complex.
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? |
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Sep 01, 2009, 03:39 PM // 15:39
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: Raiders of the Lost Char [RAID]
Profession: W/
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they are referring to their mental status.
Have you seen my baseball? |
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Sep 01, 2009, 04:59 PM // 16:59
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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Yes, it's in your neighbor's yard.
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hotdogs? |
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